Meet Ivan, our Chief Executive Dog

7/1/2020

Ivan, our Chief Executive Dog is extremely busy, but he took a few minutes to give us an exclusive interview! We are proud of the work Ivan does in the office to boost morale and remind us to take ergonomic-friendly breaks!

Simplified: Are you working from home? What's that like for a dog?
Ivan: There are pros and cons. It can be hard. Sometimes I have to move to the closet so I don’t have to listen to calls all day. I miss running around the office with my best friend, sitting in my office chair, and greeting our mailman everyday, but it’s nice to have my family home all the time. I get to bug my parents to play with me anytime I want. I don’t have to wait until 5 o'clock anymore! I like to work from my bed with my eyes closed.

Simplified: What do you do when you're not working?
Ivan: Now that it’s summer I’ve really been enjoying cabin weekends and road trips with my brother, Harris. I’ve also been doing a lot of swimming in the lake and boat rides with my friends.

Simplified: What recipes for success do you have to share?
Ivan: I highly recommend staring your parents down until they take you to the park over lunch. If they don’t take you to the park, you can also try staring at them until they give you a bite of their lunch. Trips to the Minnehaha dog park are great on a hot summer day.

Simplified: You're almost like a fly on the wall at Simplified Communications HQ; what's something you've noticed that the team hasn't admitted yet?
Ivan: In my tenure as CED I secretly make sure the team works very hard to take care of our clients and partners. They don’t think I’m paying attention, but I am! We have an amazing team and truly excellent clients. I'm lucky to be CED!

Simplified: Do you have any recommendations for dogs aspiring to be CED?
Ivan: Some might think it’s hard to be a CED, but I’ve noticed if you just show up to work every day and sleep on the floor you get promoted very quickly. So take it easy and before you know it you’ll be running the place!

If you're looking to enjoy the dog days of summer, call Simplified Communications today to learn how more of your business can be simplified, so more of your life can be enjoyed!

"The best way to get started, is to quit barking and start running!"
Ivan, CED